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Please Send Me A Festivus Miracle

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This song was inspired by the Holy Crap Records "Holiday Songs in the Key of Bflat" compilation!


Oh hello there...have you got your festivus pole ready? Ohhhh.... (miracle)

The festivus pole has been polished (shiny)
and the festivus dinner prepared (mmm meatloaf my favourite)
we've aired many a grievance (yup)
and feats of strength we've shared

Please send me a festivus miracle wrapped up with a ribbon of blue
All I want for the holidays is a painfree day or two oooh with you

We've found a suitable bag (a festivus miracle) and nailed it to the wall
it holds a small alarm clock
that ne'er will album us at all


It's a festivus miracle that we're still here-acle...full of cheer-icle, maybe a little satirical...oooooooh...see ya next year...(silly laughs etc.)