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You Suck Karaoke

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Original song released on the 1999 cassette tape "Lederhosen Lucil...Let's Hose!"

Lyrics

You suck you really messed up your life now.
You suck you bought up a psycho wife now.
You suck - ou're going 6 feet under I can't believe I was ever your lover.
You Suck! And you're a backstabbing coward.
You suck! Too bad your brain never flowered.
You suck! And no you're not even silly - I can't believe I did the nasty with your willy.

You're never getting out you're never going nowhere you won't even buy a new pair of underwear. Soon you'll have white maggots crawling in your short hair. Then you'll wonder why you never went nowhere.

Never getting out you're never going nowhere you won't even buy a new pair of underwear. When you're down below you'll be lying there alone cause a necrophiliac wouldn't touch your little crusty bone!

You suck - and now you'll never be free. You suck - a plague on your family. You suck - and give your troll girl a kisser cause she's done everyone including your sister.
You suck - you're going under today. You suck - too late there's nothing to say. You suck - and now you won't last long cause I'll cut you down with a chisel and a song.

You're never getting out you're never going nowhere you won't even buy a new pair of underwear. Soon you'll have white maggots crawling in your short hair. Then you'll wonder why you never went nowhere.

Never getting out you're never going nowhere you won't even buy when you're boine. A really really suck. A truly truly suck. A surely surely - Used to be 6 feet tall now you're six feet.

Never getting out no you're never going nowhere.
When you're down below ther eyou'll be lying there alone there.

You're never getting out you're never going nowhere you won't even buy a new pair of underwear. Soon you'll have white maggots crawling in your short hair. Then you'll wonder why you never went nowhere.

Used to be six feet tall now you're six feet small!

("Meanest song I ever wrote." Lyrics written in 1997 after being cheated on in a horrific fashion. Truly, truly sucked.)